Ways To Spend My Newfound Time Off!0

10.) Apply for tickets to see Judge Mathis

9.) Get caught up on laundry (Maybe we’ll wait a few days on this one)

8.) Watch episodes of Judge Mathis

7.) Send copies of my bills to Obama

6.) Apply for admission to hospitality or culinary school

5.) Become one of those annoying “Green Peace” volunteers that hit you up for money as you try to go about your lunch our downtown

4.) “Train at Home for a Better Career”

3.) Become a guest on the final season of Oprah

2.) Watch reruns of Golden Girls

1.) Become a Toll-Booth Operator

Runner up for #1: Job Hunting