Esquire Magazine recently published the list of Candy that You Shouldn’t Give Out to Children. According to them, these candies stink!
1.) Candy Corn- Because it has the, quote, “consistency of a car tire.”
2.) Bit-O-Honey- “Esquire” says if you give out Bazooka bubble gum, Necco wafers, or Bit-O-Honey’s on Halloween, the kids who come to your door will be aged by “several decades.”
3.) Twizzlers- Because they’re not as good as Redvines
4.) Starbursts- Because according to “Esquire”, they have a “weird aftertaste” if you eat more than three.
5.) Now and Laters- Because they have to sit in the sun for a few hours before they’re soft enough to eat.
6.) Smarties- Because it’s just sugar pressed into a tablet, and according to “Esquire”, it shouldn’t qualify as candy.
7.) Three Musketeers- This is probably the most popular Halloween candy “Esquire” says you SHOULDN’T give out. Their reasoning is… “there’s just way too much nougat.”
8.) Anything that isn’t candy- “Esquire” says if you’re planning to give out carrot sticks, pennies, or apples without caramel . . . just leave your porch light off.

SoCal born, turned Chicagoan, and now a new resident of Las Vegas, NV. Rick is 26 years of age and more than happily married to his high school sweetheart.