By dinner time, all Sarah wanted was something cold to sip on.  Being the good husband that I am, the dog and I drove over to the McDonald’s to pick up a dinner for me and a milk shake for the patient laying on the couch back at home.

Keep in mind, Sarah and I are new to the neighborhood, so I’m not 100% familiar with the streets around our block.

On the way home, I made a bonehead decision.  I made a left hand turn on a street that after about a block turned into a one-way street.  I realized that I was driving down  the one-way when I noticed that the cars parked on both sides of the street were facing me as I continued to drive.  Because it’s a city block with no driveways, I couldn’t simply pull in, backup, and turn around.  I had one of two choices:  stop, put my car into reverse and get out of dodge or I simply proceed down the street or proceed with caution.  I chose the later.

Naturally, when I reached the end of the block, one of Chicago’s finest was sitting there waiting for me.  I sure felt like an idiot!

I explained the error of my ways.  “How long have you lived her, sir?” asked the Chicago Police officer.

To make matters worse, I told the truth, “About two months.” 

“You’ve lived here for two months and you still don’t know the streets on your own block?!?” responded the officer.  He proceeded to ask me for my drivers license.

He ran my ID and I assume he saw that I have a pretty clean record.  As he handed me back my ID, he asked me what I did for a living.  I replied and he responded by saying that he loves the radio station.  After a quick talk about the importance of paying attention on the road, he let me off the hook with a verbal warning.

SCORE!

However, by the time I made it home, Sarah’s milkshake had already started to melt.  Ugh!

• This is almost unbelievable!  A woman jogger from Philadelphia was found dead last night after a large tree branch hit her on the head as she was running through a park.  Investigators believe a 30-foot-long branch snapped from a tree and struck her, causing severe head injuries and a broken neck. 
• Ok, so more details are coming out of Hollywood about why Paula Abdul quit her gig with American Idol.  According to “The Hollywood Reporter,” sources allege that Abdul wanted 20-million-dollars to continue with the show, verses the roughly two-million-dollars that she was paid for her role on the show last season.  “Idol” reportedly offered their now former judge a 30-percent raise and a multi-year contract, but the greedy host wanted more.
• I know it’s wild to start talking about Halloween already, but I couldn’t resist sharing this story with you.  Kate Gosselin’s famous blond mullet may be a popular Halloween costume this fall.  Instead of going to the hair salon to get your own Gosselin do, why not just visit http://www.buycostumes.com and buy a wig?  According to the Daily News, for $14.99 you can own the star’s asymmetrical hairdo. The site says that the “sleek and so stylish” wig will make people think you have eight children.
• This weekend, join The New FRESH 105.9 at Soldier Field for the Chicago Bears Family Day.  The gates open at 10am, but before you go in, stop by the FRESH 105.9 tent located outside of the stadium.  Although I’m not sure what we’re giving away, I do know that we’ll have some pretty cool prizes, provided by the Bears and Meijer.